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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

problemactic:

"drop down and give me 20!"

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niall + neymar

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger